I'm somewhat disappointed in Ms. Prejean.
She referred to me as her idol on Larry King Live, and while you betcha I'm truly flattered to be her idol, if I was her true idol, then Ms. Prejean would never have made that sex tape.
There was no "sexting" back when I was a little girl. Back in Wasilla, we didn't have to send hints to our men that we wanted them, we just did it.
Sure, it was cold, but the whale blubber kept us warm and it provided for a nice lubricant.
Outside of that though, Ms. Prejean and I have lots of similar qualities.
We both were in beauty pageants, where we were persecuted for our differences. Ms. Prejean took a brave stand telling that flamer Perez to shut the fuck up, and she should be applauded for it. Instead, she was flagellated at the stake of the Rosie O'Donnell.
And did you see her go rogue on Larry King? She learned that from the master. She sensed that she was going to be flagellated at the Rosie stake when that queen called in and so she wanted to preserve her wholesome self image and she took her microphone off. Why can't we applaud her for her self control? Wouldn't you not want her to babysit your grandchildren? She's beautiful, smart, has her had straight on her shoulders, and most importantly, has written a book for release just in time for the Christmas season.
None of us are perfect, but Ms. Prejean is the perfect American, and we could all do well by following her non-masturbatory example.
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