I heard that they are going to melt down his body and make children's toys out of him. That way children can play with michael for once.
I heard that he didn't due from a cardiac arrest but from a stroke in the childrens ward.
I heard McDonald's is releasing a tribute burger called the McJackson. It has 50 year old meat jammed between 10 year old buns.
These jokes went around work about 3 minutes after I first found out he had died.
Too soon???
*Sorry to any die hard MJ fans out there.