Hey, it's Friday we all need a laugh...
1. My gym just got all new equipment for their free weight room starting today - yay! Instead of having one smith machine, one power cage, and one sucky squat rack we now have TWO smith machines, one power cage, and one sorta-but-not really-squat rack (which will actually work better than the old squat rack).
Guess which one are in front of the mirrors? You guessed it! The smith machines! The ones that actually NEED a mirror face the weight room instead.
2. So, I'm leaving the gym and I see this chick on the stairmaster machine - you know the kind that look like you're climbing a big escalator, not the pedal kind. I couldn't believe what she was wearing: FLIP.FLOPS. Like, $2 walmart flip-flops! OMGWTFBBQ!
Dude, seriously?!? You chose flip-flops as the best thing to wear for your foray to the gym? Like, you don't even have some cheapo Candies to wear?
Stupidest thing evar!