Welcome back Soldier! How did you like your DVD?
The DVD was great, thank you! Sorry I had to harrass you so much! 
Hm... What have you missed? As you can see, the color scheme changed a little. I switched over to a new server and became business partners with the new hosts of the forum.
The site looks great.
Nick is still a fReAk.
Ummm, that's a given...
Oldguy is still... old. And he doesn't say "niiiiiiiiice" as much"
No new catchphrase?
I have a new love in my life, which is a whole other topic on its own.
Excellent! Glad to hear you're happy, you deserve it.
Galya and Roland are officially "together"... They're in love and going to populate the earth with uber-children.
Again, excellent! Did Galya move to the states?
Lou is still bald.
Russ and Cappy had their baby, making her the first official "jpforum baby." I'm still bitter that they didn't at least make her middle name "jpfitness.com." Her first word was "eh" and although she can't walk yet, she already has a great slapshot.
How dare they not pay homage to JP Fitness! 
I've seen Cappy's avatar, the baby is beautiful!
Another baby is on the way... L'il Red Baby should be here any second.
Awesome, congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Red!!
Tkinsley is single, so it's a good thing that she's so strong because she is having to fight the men off.
I have no doubt of that!
Mahler can now deadlift a Buick. His goal for next year is a building (only a 3-story one though, so don't be too impressed).
3 story? Come on, I know he can do better than that! I'm very disappointed. Unless of course, he just doesn't want to show off TOO much...
Not to be too ADD, but I love your quote in your sig line. Adams was my absolute favorite author.
Yes, I think that quote pretty much sums up my outlook...
So whassup with you? Why were you AWOL? Anything new in your life?