But here's my question. Say you're a freaky dude in some Best Western in Southeast New Mexico. I might could begin to comprehend why you might search for unconventional methods to satify your more eccentric desires. But if you find yourself in Bangkok freakin Thailand and feel an itch that you need scratched, it is my understanding that one can can contract a female human to perform a variety of services more or less legally at a reasonable price.
Although, who's to say all of this wasn't part of some elaborate setup he had with one of said contractors who subsequently found the big wad of unattended bhat in Mr. Carradine's wallet to be more attractive than the septugenarian tied up in the closet.
This makes Elvis' death look dignified.
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