I paid $80,000 for my son to graduate from college and all I got was a bunch of these.
Now I'd like a reason to wear them.
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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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