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AdamD · 12-02-2008, 11:20 AM

This is too darn funny.. ok let me think of one hmmm...

Ok. I know you said what is my FAV personal training quote, but I didn't have one, so I went to a website, and well here is what i found. Enjoy

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. ~Cher

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. ~Robert M. Hutchins

OK NOW FOR MY "THREE FAVS"

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~Neil Armstrong

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain

12-02-2008, 11:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
AdamD Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Orleans Posts: 592	This is too darn funny.. ok let me think of one hmmm... Ok. I know you said what is my FAV personal training quote, but I didn't have one, so I went to a website, and well here is what i found. Enjoy Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. ~Cher The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. ~Robert M. Hutchins OK NOW FOR MY "THREE FAVS" The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~Neil Armstrong I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain