[RedLefty]

I think JP should work on his next commercial:

(A group of kids is filmed coming to the drive-thru of an "anonymous" donut shop).

Teen #1: Hey guys, what's everybody want?

#2: Uhhh... gimme a minute. Man, the 'Type 2 diabetes' is always good, but I've been wanting to try the 'early heart attack'.

#3: Are you nuts? The new flavor of 'subcutaneous fat' is the BOMB! Hook me up with one of those.

#1: Alright, that's one 'subcutaneous fat', and I'm ordering the 'barely alive at 35'. What else?

#2: Hold on, it's a tough choice! I mean, come on, 'type 2 diabetes', 'early heart attack', 'subcutaneous fat', 'barely alive at 35'... they all sound so good! Why can't I try them all?

#1: Don't worry, man. If we keep coming back often enough, I'm sure you'll get to have every single one of 'em.

(Kids laugh as they pickup their order and drive off).