I'd say that was a good read, but then I'd be lying about the part where I implied I read.
Wow, "Allerious," that kind of awsum knowlege must get you far. Of course, the reason women are like this is because they have smaller brains than men and have very bad math and spacial relation skills. See, that bad sense of direction is why we never get anywhere and it's so hard to set goals. So it's good that you're continuing to fight the good fight and take each woman trainee you come across and learn her good. You seem to have a great bedside manner, and that's a good quality in a personal trainer. I'm sure you'll go far. Just remember, it's best to distract women when they get all talky and annoying with their feelings and crap by talking about shoes or sales or something like that. Maybe even a good casserole recipe.
Welcome.
and now... here it is...
your moment of zen
