lol
in my pepsi and dew and sprite and sierra mist and orange (and coke, which I don't like, but will drink if all else fails) I prefer aspartame because I drink a lot and that would be my whole day of calories.
I should be just one big tumor by now, but amazingly, I'm still a good looking tumor.
Heeey... wait... maybe I'm not fat. Maybe it is a tumor...
/bizarre trajectory off into sillyspace