Most Improved Baby!
At an awards ceremony held at the luxurious "Ale House" following the last Men's Over 30 Basketball session "Big Bill" as I am known in old man basketball circles was declared Most Improved Player for the year. At first I was honored, thinking, "if I could improve at 51 anyone can". Now I thinking, "was I that bad last year"?
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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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