This was posted on another board that I visit from time to time......thought I would share!
Lots of people ask me what I do to "stay in shape" and how I get my body to look the way it does. I have to apologize to everyone, because I have been holding out on you. There is, in fact, a magic pill for dieting and weight loss. I was always hesitant to share this secret because I knew no one would believe me. But it's true and it works.
You won't find it any grocery store, specialty shop, farmer's market, health food store or infomercial website. You can't get it from your doctor either, and unfortunately you can't bring it back illegally from Mexico or Canada.
You take it every morning as soon as you wake up. It's painless, tasteless and has NO side effects with the exception of maybe an elevated heart rate. When taken consistently the results speak for themselves.
What are the results, you might ask? Well, once you begin taking this miracle pill you will lose weight, feel better about yourself, firm up your body by building healthy muscle and you will be able to make healthy food choices by watching your portions and eating foods that consist of the right amounts of protein, carbs and fats.
This magic pill doesn't suppress your appetite and there is no ephedra in it. It is 100% LEGAL and you don't need a prescription. Oh, and those pesky folks at the FDA won't hound you for having this either.
I know that the suspense is killing you. But you've been anxiously waiting for the day when this miracle weight loss pill was designed that would help you lose body fat. Well here it is.
The magic pill I take EVERY SINGLE MORNING is called MOTIVATION. That's right, kids. Every morning I take my motivation pill with a big glass of determination and THAT is what drives me to make healthy choices and to exercise to keep my body in tip top shape. It's as simple as that. If you were to start taking your motivation pill in the morning, you too would be able to get the results you wanted.
Taking the pill is simple, but I do have to give this disclaimer: you WILL have to work at your body. But that's the beauty of the motivation pill...it helps to get you to whatever activity it is you need to do in order to change your body. You'll enjoy hitting the gym, or a group class, or a trail or a training session because the motivation pill helps you see past today and on to the healthy body in your future. You'll enjoy every complex healthy meal you eat because it's fueling your body. And if you don't enjoy knowing that you are making healthy choices and you don't enjoy putting in the time and work to achieve your goals, and yet you STILL want to lose weight and look great, then the motivation pill isn't for you. Just keep taking the one you've been taking....you know, the EXCUSES pill. Because if you do what you always do, you'll get what you've always got.
The EXCUSES pill causes weight gain, lethargy, bloating, depression, more excuses, laziness, lack of motivation, poor eating choices and other serious side effects. However, upon IMMEDIATE discontinuance of this harmful pill, all side effects virtually disappear!
When you wake up tomorrow what pill are you going to take?
~~~Nicole Snell