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BeachHead · 04-12-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by tupollo

i just got this spam message from this member.

http://forums.jpfitness.com/z/index....file=Jeannette

Re: Tupollo

Hi,I'm new here, how's it going?"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein---jeannettehttp://www.psend.com/ users/Stephanie

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Originally Posted by Jenny

Same here.

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Originally Posted by May10April

yeah, so did I. Although the title said Re: MAyapril and I thought it might have actually been tried to be sent to Mayapril but accidentally was sent to me.

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Originally Posted by former fat guy

me too

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Originally Posted by Nikster

I did too, from Jeanette? and under her name it said "banned".
Oh, and mine came from her at 7pm tonight but I just checked my email.

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Originally Posted by Kimble

I've got it, too. Should I read it, or is there any way to delete it without reading it? (Or is it safe to read it?) TIA!

Okay men [and ladies],

Today, we will embark into battle. Today, we will defend our freedom. Our freedom to privacy; our freedom to login without private message spam; our freedom to happiness, well-being, and safety. There is no racial segregation--no sexism--no differences between us, tonight. We will be united in our common interest. I commend all of you for volunteering for this, for being the ones to raise your hand when your nation made the call. You stood and bellowed, "We will not go down without a fight, spam!"

"We will not be subject to tyranny, prosecution, and oppression, spam!"

"We will not be overcome by your inconsiderate ways, spam!"

"We will not let you proselytize your faith through internet spamage and Albet Einstein quotes, spam!"

Grab your gear, men [and women], for tonight we ride into battle. Our steads will carry the nation's fate on its back--they will not fail you. We will raise our swords high into the air and come down with the wrath and fury of our forefathers who fought for this nation's freedom before us. We will decapitate spam and leave it twitching in a pool of it's own wretched blood. We will rip spam's throat out with our bare hands and stare down into the heart of evil itself--and we will be victorious. We will not fail.

Prepare yourselves. This will not be an easy fight--this will not be an easy victory. Many of us will die on the battlefield tonight (don't worry though--you can always create a new JPF account). You will see your brothers and sisters strewn across the battlefield and there will be nothing you can do but fight on. Fight on for their memory and all those that perished before them by the hands of spam.

Spam will meet its demise tonight, and history will record today as the day man made its last stand. This is our war, and we will own it.

Happy killing.