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Lost Dog · 03-17-2008, 12:29 AM

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's spam and bacon; spam sausage and bacon; spam and eggs; spam bacon and eggs; spam bacon sausage and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs spam eggs eggs bacon and eggs; eggs sausage eggs eggs bacon eggs tomato and eggs;

Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs...

Waitress: ...eggs eggs eggs spam and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs...

Vikings: Eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and eggs.

Wife: Have you got anything without eggs?

Waitress: Well, there's eggs spam sausage and eggs, that's not got much egg in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY eggs!

Man: Why can't she have spam bacon eggs and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got eggs in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much egg in it as eggs spam sausage and eggs, has it?

Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs...

Wife: Could you do the spam bacon eggs and sausage without the eggs then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like eggs!

Vikings: Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs!

Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have spam bacon eggs and sausage without the eggs.

Wife: I don't like eggs!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your eggs. I love em. I'm having eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs and eggs!

Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her eggs instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs...

Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs! Eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Eggs eggs eggs eggs!

03-17-2008, 12:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Lost Dog You mean three DOG moon! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The South Bay! Posts: 19,266	Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's spam and bacon; spam sausage and bacon; spam and eggs; spam bacon and eggs; spam bacon sausage and eggs; eggs bacon sausage and eggs; eggs spam eggs eggs bacon and eggs; eggs sausage eggs eggs bacon eggs tomato and eggs; Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs... Waitress: ...eggs eggs eggs spam and eggs; eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs... Vikings: Eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and eggs. Wife: Have you got anything without eggs? Waitress: Well, there's eggs spam sausage and eggs, that's not got much egg in it. Wife: I don't want ANY eggs! Man: Why can't she have spam bacon eggs and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got eggs in it! Man: Hasn't got as much egg in it as eggs spam sausage and eggs, has it? Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs... Wife: Could you do the spam bacon eggs and sausage without the eggs then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like eggs! Vikings: Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs! Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have spam bacon eggs and sausage without the eggs. Wife: I don't like eggs! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your eggs. I love em. I'm having eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs baked beans eggs eggs eggs and eggs! Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her eggs instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs... Vikings: Eggs eggs eggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs! Eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ggs eggs. Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs! Eggs eggs eggs eggs! __________________ - - Lost Dog's Blog workout log & fitday "The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin' all mixed together."