[Deserve]

Good news! I have a date scheduled for my next and hopefully last surgery. On March the 24th at 7:30 am I will go under the knife to be reconnected. I was hoping it was going to be pushed up but it looks like that is not the case. Such is life and at least there is an end in sight. Soon I will be whole again.

I am counting down the days. As much as me and the bag are friends I'm ready for it to go. On days that it's full I'm just waiting for a merchant to accuse me of stealing only to find it is a full bag of shit. I have much respect for anyone who has to do this for the rest of their lives.

The only downside and it's minor is that I have to go on a clear liquid diet and drink the 1/2 gallon jug of diarrhea inducing seawater on Easter. I'll be hippity hopping but it won't be down the trail.

So that I don't end this post on a downer I did sleep on my stomach for the first time in 3 months. Yeah for me! For those of you that don't understand, until this happened I always slept on my stomach.

Back to your regularly scheduled log.