So i got sucker punched by a pats fan tonight.
I have lost all respect for the patriots organization and its fans tonight. I hosted a super bowl party at my house tonight, and after getting liquored up and the game commencing, my girlfriend, best friend, his sister and I went to our favorite local bar to grab some more drinks.
Waiting in line to get in, I was wearing my Ronnie Brown jersey, and a random Pats fan started harnessing me. Mind you I said nothing to this kid, and he starts telling me the dolphins suck and I should be embarrassed to wear my jersey. I asked him how many games the 72 fins lost and turned my back to him. He then started screaming at the top of his lungs that the 72 fins sucked and the pats would kill them. Starting to get annoyed I turned around and asked him if the pats won the superbowl and walked into the bar. He crossed the line n put his hand on my shoulder and said the pats would kill he fins. I started to get irritated and told him to walk away, i said im here with my friends and i dont want anything to do with you. As I turn away the kid punches me in the face.
I looked at him and said "your dead", I jumped the fence after him and he starts running, the bouncer actually chased him down and grabbed him. At this point my friend was holding me back, and the bouncer said and i quote "he sucker punched him, let him go". He did and I punched the kids face in till my hand went numb, he got up and started running, I swear i chased the kid 2 and a half blocks till the booze caught up with me n i gave up.
I officially have lost all respect for patriot fans. your all a bunch of scum bags and Im glad you officially are the biggest disappointment in the history of the NFL. Pop the fucking champagne Morris.
Best part is I got his hat as a souvenir.
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