That video is hysterical... but I wish your sickies would go away!!!!!!
Maybe try some of the soup I always eat when I'm sick?
Have about 1 1/2 cups of cooked brown rice ready. Peel and mince a head of garlic and one onion. Saute in a little olive oil until the onion is translucent. Add 6 cups of veg stock (or use chicken broth if that's what you have) and the rice. Bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes. Add 1 tbsp of miso, 1 tbsp low-sodium soy sauce, and 1/2 cup minced fresh parsley. (Fresh is important - loads of vit c.)
That's it. Pretty easy, tastes great, always helps me. I assume you could add some cooked diced chicken if you felt the desire.