[kuri]

Mr. Nogueira,

Please be kind to Tim and don't completely tear all of the ligaments in his elbows or knees. He may act like a complete tool but Sylvia is a simple man, one that just likes shooting things and wearing his old championship belt in order to score with Iowan girls.

So you see, he is just a regular guy that was able to achieve some success despite a lack of athletic talent. Don't hold that against him and end his career with a patented armbar.

I however won't hold it against you if you simply leave Timmy napping in the middle of the cage Saturday night.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Fan.