[Mark57]

I eat this every morning at work now (used to be a cup of oatmeal, I still kinda miss my toasted steel cut oatmeal):

2 large whole eggs
2 tablespoons heavy cream
whip together well with fork
microwave 2.5 minutes
add a slice of Sargento Chipolte Cheddar
microwave 30 seconds more

I spray the bowl with some canola spray first, otherwise it needs to soak. Our microwave at work seems a bit underpowered, you might need to adjust the time.

My HR manager raises hens and brings me a dozen giant fresh eggs every Monday.