Alright, I absolutely hate being so tight all the time. There's not enough hours in the day for me to get the stretching done I need. I spent an hour stretching yesterday and didn't even put a dent in my lack of flexability. They make a million different weight loss pills, where's the flexability pill damn it. Pregnant women produce the hormone relaxin which increases muscle flexability, so why can't they manufacture something that can help me reach my toes. Shoot me up with as much relaxin as a 3rd trimester pregnant woman and maybe my hamstrings wouldn't be pulled as tight as guitar strings.
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