Mum: \"Simon, remember you have to eat your vegetables today, so you can grow up big and strong\"
Simon(as a little kid): \"But mum, I don\'t want to eat my vegetables! No vegetables!\"
Mum: \"Why not, vegetables are good, for you, you need all the good vitamins they provide\"
Simon: \"But vegetables taste like shit!\"
Mum: \"Gosh! don\'t say that word Simon, eat your vegetables!!\"
Simon: \"I don\'t want to eat my vegetables, I WANT
BIOTEST SUPERFOOD! Just one 5 gram serving is equal to TWELVE SERVINGS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES! Isn\'t it amazing mum?\"
Mum: \"Why yes is is Simon! is certainly is!
BIOTEST SUPERFOOD! for the win!\"
EDIT: damn those slashes!