BTW, you can buy unflavored and unsweetened whey powder at trueprotein.com. I'm sure it would be "delicious" with chicken broth or V8. Yummmm...
Or
Soylent Green
Use unflavored and unsweetened powder, drop the Splenda, and add some salt and seasoning, and you have a pocket fritatta. Is that a quiche in your pocket, or are you just... ah, you know the rest.
Although, I have to agree with Lisa. It doesn't have to be enjoyable, just not nasty. It takes me about 5 seconds to down a pwo drink. If it doesn't come back, it was a success. Cheers!