OK, he has two mechanical knees and a mechanical hip. If he shows up at the next family reunion with a helmet, I'm cutting off his arm.
Actually, one of the books I listened to this summer was Scaramouche. Not to give away the ending, but it turns out that after Scaramouche cuts the bad guys arm in a fencing duel, he learns that the bad guy is his father. Scaramouche also kisses his sister, but I'm pretty sure that's where the similarities end.
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